Duvet Hogger Gifts

Woman threatens husband with gun in bed. He says: 'You've gone too far with this stealing the duvet habit.'

"I hate it when we fight."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

'Group hug anyone?'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Bipolar Bear.

Scottish engagement.

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

'You've Had Enough.'

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Olympic Duvet Grabbing.

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

A sleeping couple

"I L-L-LOVE ICE F-F-FISHING!"

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

Car Dog-Doors.

Bowling.

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.

A good boss is quick to spot an employee who is working within their comfort zone.

'I've heard of couples arguing over the bedclothes before, but for them to call the police is ridiculous!'

'Sorry Ma'am, but stealing the duvet is not actually a criminal offense.'