Duty-free Collector T-Shirts

The human projectile. Man walking into rink with duty free.

Servicemen.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Teapot

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"We're a family here and you'll be like a son to me - illegitimate, of course."

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

"Not until you fetch the other one."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Count Von Moltke.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

Sergeant Stripes

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"I've had my eye on you for some time, Parker....just what is it you're supposed to do around here?"

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.

Work clothes.

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"I don't know why you bother trying to teach him. He's brought the wrong slippers again."