Dumbbell Devotee Pillows

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"Maybe it's time to target another muscle group."

I love my Timpani

Bench Press Accident

Pirate eye test

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Mozart, you know, originally wrote for the cowbell."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Secret Family Recipes

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

"We need less cowbell!"

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

Weightlifter

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'