Dumbbell Dynamo Pillows

Weightlifter

Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Networking

Romance

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

A holiday at home

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

I love Basketball.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Crop duster wanted.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

The power of the blog.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Thor's Other Tools

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'