Dumbbell Dabbler Pillows

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

DIY Shelves

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'What was the question?'

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

U R Here

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty. (Published previously on September 4, 2010).

'Yes, been meaning to call maintenance to put up that shelf for ages now...'

Two men talking in front of half finished driveway. 'Your wife did mention you'd had an economy drive.'

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

Weightlifter

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'