Dueling Dandies Gifts

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Artists of the wild west.

"Skate or die."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Wild West Text Showdown

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Pistols at dawn?"

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

'But that's the baby you took in.'

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

Peace Fighting