Duels Gifts

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Skate or die."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Wild West Text Showdown

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Businessman fences with three others.

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

The New Greek Crisis

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Dodge Ball City.

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

Peace Fighting