Dudes Gifts

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Carefree luggage.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Sauvignon Bonk

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Snow flake

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."