Dudes Prints

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Carefree luggage.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Snow flake

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Twenty-first century baby walker

He won't sit, but he heels well.