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"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Crafty Fish.

'Your bill sir.'

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

'Yes, I know you're not a vet. But as you're a quack, I thought yo might be able to help.'

Good duck, bad duck.

Droplet with a pencil.

Revenge of the Mallards.

My first pro bono case.

A duck in a bathtub

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

Cosmetic Surgery

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

"What do you mean - dolphins aren't vegetarian?"

'Sorry son, you can't join: You're flat-footed...'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

One duck in a shooting gallery has managed to avoid being shot - 'I'm guess I'm just a lucky duck!'