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'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Home Sweet Home

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Romantic Duet

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Creator's Block

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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"FREEDOM!!!"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

When Pugs dream.

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

Self Portrait.

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

Parsifal

Skunk dreaming.

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.