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The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Crafty Fish.

'Your bill sir.'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

Good duck, bad duck.

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

'Yes, I know you're not a vet. But as you're a quack, I thought yo might be able to help.'

Droplet with a pencil.

Revenge of the Mallards.

My first pro bono case.

A duck in a bathtub

"Betty, we're paying through the nose for that plastic surgery! Just look at that visa and discovery bill!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Rocks The Vote

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

Cosmetic Surgery

"What do you mean - dolphins aren't vegetarian?"

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

'Sorry son, you can't join: You're flat-footed...'

'Shut-up, stupid dog!'