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Amazonian Drought and the Boto Dolphin

"What do you mean - dolphins aren't vegetarian?"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They're so like us."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dolphin

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Common Dolphin

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"Go deep!"

Dolphin tricks.

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

A man shoots at a drone.

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"The swim-with-dolphins packages were all booked."

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'