Ducky Daydreamers Gifts

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

The brain of a dog.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Keep Off The Hay

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Bird - Somebody told him he's descended from dinosaurs.

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Self Portrait.

Dog's Loo

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.