Ducky Daydreamers Prints

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

The brain of a dog.

Keep Off The Hay

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Dog's Loo

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Self Portrait.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

When Pugs dream.

Bird - Somebody told him he's descended from dinosaurs.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Non-working dog, please help