Duck Song Fan Gifts

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Wolf Karaoke

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Mother Duck.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.