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'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

How about going easy on the carbs

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

If that call's for me, I'm not here.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Crafty Fish.

'Your bill sir.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Good duck, bad duck.

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

Blue Upright

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

'Where's the duck?'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'