Duck Dellighter Mugs

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

How about going easy on the carbs

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Crafty Fish.

'Your bill sir.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

Blue Upright

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Good duck, bad duck.

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'Where's the duck?'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."