Duck Dynamo Mugs

'This your dog, buddy?!'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Romance

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

In - Out - Pending.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Crop duster wanted.

Football.

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Stethoscope

In-Out-Far Out.

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

Electrolyte Orchestra

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Virgil van Dijk

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

Lady Gaga.

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

High Kick

Tube men dancing.

the world's first music critic...

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Oh, stop looking so smug. Like you had anything to do with hitting that bulls-eye.

Weightlifter

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.