Dodgeball Dynamo Mugs

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Romance

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Football.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

Lady Gaga.

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

Virgil van Dijk

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

High Kick

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

Oh, stop looking so smug. Like you had anything to do with hitting that bulls-eye.

Tube men dancing.

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

"Done saving the world for today."

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

Just one moment dear.

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