Duck Decoy Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Most realistic decoy I've ever seen!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

"You dropped yer wallet."

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Mother Duck.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Traffic Cone Monsters

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"I'm in disguise."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

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"No, son. Let him finish."

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