Collecting Decoys T-Shirts

"Most realistic decoy I've ever seen!"

Bear Costume

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Imagination

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Jack in the Box

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"They're class action figures."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

How witness protection really works...

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"Ramming Speed!"

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Perfection

The Best Laid Plans

Yo-Yo Sales

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

A Real Pinata Surprise

Submarine Hunter.

Duck in a bathtub