Collecting Disguises T-Shirts

How witness protection really works...

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I'm in disguise."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

A Masked Ball

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Camouflage Unit

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Robots in disguise.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Another goldfish...?"

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

US Camouflage School

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.