Collecting Disguises T-Shirts

How witness protection really works...

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I'm in disguise."

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

A Masked Ball

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Camouflage Unit

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Another goldfish...?"

Robots in disguise.

US Camouflage School

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.