Duck Decoy Connoisseur Pillows

"Most realistic decoy I've ever seen!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Mother Duck.

Traffic Cone Monsters

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"I'm in disguise."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Could I have my Bill ?