Duck Crossing Enthusiast Gifts

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

Could I have my Bill ?

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'