Dual-identity Explorer Pillows

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Most valuable element.

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."