Dual Hobbyist Gifts

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Casual skydiving.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

Bookworm Romance

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Thanks for letting me borrow the car, Dad. And would you mind speaking with the police outside?"

Recombinant DNA

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

Origami Ark

Witness recounting a prisoner's statement

Prisoner Spotter