Double-duty Hobbyist Gifts

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Casual skydiving.

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Llama training

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

You too can juggle.

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

Recombinant DNA

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

A man fishing in a tree stump

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

Little Beverly Cards

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

Skeet Fishing.

Pointless Past Times: Counting grains of sand

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"