Problem-solving Hobbyist Gifts

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Kiwi Ingenuity

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Umbrella Roof

Business Confusion

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"You need to learn to solve your own problems."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"