Drunken Antics Admirer Pillows

Man is literary plastered.

Cow Blue Arrows

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Santa does a keg stand.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Can I have flies with that'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Fresh fish

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"It was a botched surgery."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'That's it, Henderson - I'm through playing 'Cat and Mouse' with you!'

YAAY! Slam dump!

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Pets christmas tree

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

"Hey! That's wheat!"