Drunken Antics Admirer Gifts

Man is literary plastered.

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Santa does a keg stand.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Barney! Get down!"

Fresh fish

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"It was a botched surgery."

Moon Pies.

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

Pets christmas tree

'That's it, Henderson - I'm through playing 'Cat and Mouse' with you!'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.

YAAY! Slam dump!