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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Neptune

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Arabian Nights.

Magus

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Phone Henge

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

Friendly Troll.

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

'Canned? -- couldn't you find a fresh one?'

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Lady with a sythe

"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."

Pirates playing pegsie.

Ingoldsby Legends - Page Boy Drowned in Barrel

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

'Stoned Circle'

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'

A Pirate prisoner Fly about to walk off the plank into a bowl of Soup

"Enough with the fake news."

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'

'A message from the barbarians, sire. They don't want to lay siege. They just want to shoot some hoops.'

'That's how you deal with Saint George wannabes, son.'

"People not from here don't understand. It's not a weapon - it's a way of life."

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

Burglar asked to open chastity belt