Druidic Lore Explorer Mugs

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Neptune

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Arabian Nights.

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

Magus

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

Phone Henge

Friendly Troll.

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

'Canned? -- couldn't you find a fresh one?'

Lady with a sythe

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'

Ingoldsby Legends - Page Boy Drowned in Barrel

Pirates playing pegsie.

'Stoned Circle'

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'

A Pirate prisoner Fly about to walk off the plank into a bowl of Soup

"Enough with the fake news."

'A message from the barbarians, sire. They don't want to lay siege. They just want to shoot some hoops.'

'That's how you deal with Saint George wannabes, son.'

"People not from here don't understand. It's not a weapon - it's a way of life."

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."