Druggist Pillows

Add a cozy, witty touch to their space with a pillow that honors druggists. Comfortable and clever, it’s an ideal gift to bring a smile to their face.

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I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?' mockup

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

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'Sorry, sir, but that's what your prescription seems to say.'

'Sorry, sir, but that's what your prescription seems to say.' mockup

'Sorry, sir, but that's what your prescription seems to say.'

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'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.' mockup

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

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Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are...

Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are... mockup

Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are...

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'You may experience irritability and pain in the hands and wrist...and that's just from trying to get the cap off.'

'You may experience irritability and pain in the hands and wrist...and that's just from trying to get the cap off.' mockup

'You may experience irritability and pain in the hands and wrist...and that's just from trying to get the cap off.'

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last." mockup

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

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'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...' mockup

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

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"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..." mockup

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

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'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.' mockup

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

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'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

'David, I want you tested for steroids.' mockup

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

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"I have prescribed something to make you sleep better! Be careful not to take too many! If you do this side effect is headaches!"

"I have prescribed something to make you sleep better! Be careful not to take too many! If you do this side effect is headaches!" mockup

"I have prescribed something to make you sleep better! Be careful not to take too many! If you do this side effect is headaches!"

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La Tour 2007.

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'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.' mockup

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

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"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking." mockup

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

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'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.' mockup

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

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"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects." mockup

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

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Pill testing

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'This ain't gonna be easy.'

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Opium Den 2019

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'He likes to point out the obvious.' mockup

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

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Some other drugs you may enjoy.

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Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack. mockup

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

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"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please." mockup

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

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"I used to be a successful police drug dog, until I started snorting instead of sniffing."

"I used to be a successful police drug dog, until I started snorting instead of sniffing." mockup

"I used to be a successful police drug dog, until I started snorting instead of sniffing."

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'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.' mockup

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

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Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

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'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!' mockup

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'

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Hypodermic holding up drugs testing notice.

Hypodermic holding up drugs testing notice. mockup

Hypodermic holding up drugs testing notice.

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Drug Side-Effects Research Division mockup

Drug Side-Effects Research Division

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'If the drug has that any side effects, let's market it as a biological weapon.'

'If the drug has that any side effects, let's market it as a biological weapon.' mockup

'If the drug has that any side effects, let's market it as a biological weapon.'

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'He'll have to do a drugs test!'

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Druggist Pillows Collection

Druggist Mugs

Discover our collection of witty mugs perfect for druggists. These humorous cups make great gifts to start their day with a smile.

Druggist Prints

Check out striking prints celebrating druggists, ideal for decorating offices or homes with a humorous and proud nod to their profession.

Druggist T-Shirts

Browse our fun and stylish t-shirts designed for druggists. These clever tops are ideal for showcasing their professional pride with a humorous twist.