Drug Expert Pillows

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are...

"Me, not self-sufficient? Who was it who self-published a self-help on self-medicating?"

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

"I have prescribed something to make you sleep better! Be careful not to take too many! If you do this side effect is headaches!"

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

La Tour 2007.

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

Opium Den 2019

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'

"We could market them as anti-aging drugs."

'Sorry, sir, but that's what your prescription seems to say.'

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

'It looks right, but actually it's very, very wrong.'

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'

"I'm warning you, young lady. You've got to the count of three before I say 'I'm not kidding'."