Driving Skill Seekers Gifts

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Safe Driving.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'The penguin is upset...'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You need a lot more money.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

"I missed the bus, so I'm calling Uber."

How's My Driving?