Drinks Party T-Shirts

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Sloaney Pony.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Mardi Gras

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Selling lemon latt�

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Champagne

Party Animals.

'Steak Ted?'

Bacchus.

Low-Energy Drinks

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball