Drinks Party T-Shirts

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Sloaney Pony.

Children's Parties

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Selling lemon latt�

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Party Animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Steak Ted?'

Champagne

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

Low-Energy Drinks

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

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