Drinking Habits Pillows

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Yoga for Alcoholics

Wine Lady

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'No ice.'

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

"Now I really hate poetry."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...