Drinking Wine Pillows

"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'You're not getting any younger, Harvey...Ageing improves wine, compound interest...and nothing else.'

Champagne Cork Takes Out Plane.

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

Business for monk scribes is booming now that folks realize supplying them with wine is cheaper than replacing printer ink cartridges.

'One develops a nose...'

'Face it, Frank, it's gone. Accept it and move on to the next vintage.'

'A little flinty with a blackcurrent boguet, medium tannin, a slight hint of the sea, with merlot overtones and an after taste that becomes okaey with a hint of liquorice...'

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

'Yes, it's me again.'

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"For the last time how long have you been corked?"

"I'd recommend getting blind drunk. The food here's awful."

Anjelica Huston

"I love holiday gift shopping."

'The divorce was difficult. He got his freedom and all I got was everything else.'

A very fine vintage

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"My husband makes this wine."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Rough Flight?"

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'I told you there'd be trouble, if you didn't buy your usual.'

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

'How come your oldest vintage is on the top shelf?' 'I can't reach up there!'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Gum Fight at the OK Caraffe.

Wine: harsh, boring, pretentious, shallow and mischievous.

"I heard about the California wine glut and I'm committed to doing my part to end it."