Drinking Alcohol Pillows

'They say wine improves with age-the older I get the more I like it!'

Which alcohol delivery system do you recommend this fine evening?

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Yoga for Alcoholics

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'No ice.'

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Cat Nip.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'No standing while room is in motion.'