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Wife expresses disgust at inappropriate birthday present.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Dentist Training School.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Pictures of your family?'

A grand piano bbq

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Fishing Music

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"You still working on your car?"

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

'I play heavy metal.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Military ardour.

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

Football - How's my Diving?

"Dang! This guy's good!"

"I can't heeear you!"

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

Military Parades

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

Conducting a blue bird.

Think hard soldier! When I threw the practice grenade, did you hear me say 'fetch'?

'I said.. how long were you a DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SIR?'

A Verbal Difficulty

So you think you can march.

Computer Four Hands.