Dress Optional Advocate T-Shirts

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

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"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"I realize it's Casual Friday, but that does not mean you can be casual about your work!"

'He is wearing shoes.'

'Fairy friday.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

"I think you may have misinterpreted the idea of an informal interview."

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

'Rats, I can't do casual...'

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

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"Simpson, your second evaluation is Tuesday. This time wear a suit with pants."

'So-what's your problem?'

'We like everything about you except the nose ring.'

Man crawling onto island sees sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no service.

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

'We need to discuss you perception of casual Fridays.'

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

"This is not what we consider 'smart casual'."

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