Dress Optional Advocate Pillows

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"Dress code?"

"I realize it's Casual Friday, but that does not mean you can be casual about your work!"

'Fairy friday.'

'He is wearing shoes.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

How come you don't use sunscreen, nana? Who needs all those chemicals? Covering up works just as well. Plus I never know if it's on evenly. That's easy to tell. Right. It's where the dirt sticks. Bingo.

"I think you may have misinterpreted the idea of an informal interview."

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

'Dress code?'

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

'We like everything about you except the nose ring.'

'Rats, I can't do casual...'

'So-what's your problem?'

"This is not what we consider 'smart casual'."

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I'm off to a job interview. Shouldn

Man crawling onto island sees sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no service.

"Simpson, your second evaluation is Tuesday. This time wear a suit with pants."

'We need to discuss you perception of casual Fridays.'

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."