Dress Dealer Gifts

"Pssst! Interested in women's clothes with actual real pockets?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Vivienne Westwood

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Western Outfitters.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Savory Types

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Merger at 28th and Lex

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Radiant, yet flammable.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.