Doll Dressmaker Gifts

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Early Piety

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Tired Barbie

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Vivienne Westwood

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Dollphins

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Child with doll in the sea

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Easter Egg

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

Radiant, yet flammable.

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

God playing with dolls.

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Satan

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Cut out and keep Socrates.