Dress Dealer Pillows

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Western Outfitters.

Savory Types

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Choosing What To Wear.

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Merger at 28th and Lex

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Radiant, yet flammable.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.