Dress Designer Pillows

"It's hideous. Be sure to price it high enough that someone buys it."

'Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Demure lady with gloves

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Victorian Lady

Bad hair day!

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

The Style of Elements

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'She's so put together!'

Men's business romper.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Haute Suture

A women in a shoeshop.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"This is daring, but I like it."

A day at the races

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'