Dress Code Dictator T-Shirts

"No trainers!"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Working at Home Half Day

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"I love meetings"

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Corporate Image

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

No Pants No Service?

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."