Dress Code Dictator T-Shirts

"No trainers!"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Working at Home Half Day

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

I can't believe we scheduled a battle on casual Friday.

Corporate Image

"I love meetings"

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.