Dreamy Bettors Gifts

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Post Game Day Betting.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

Business plan.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

The church of our lady of wall street.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

Born to rock.

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

Did you have to bring your chicken?

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

"We're still pre-rich."