Dreaming During Deadlines Gifts

The Disadvantages of Home Working

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

What else is there to wish for?

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Inkwell Genie.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Clock watcher

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.